Aries Commits More Crimes
Sagittarius the fewest - or are they simply caught less often?
Yesterday, a police department in Ontario, Canada released statistics on 2011 crimes committed, broken down by astrological sign. 1,986 people were arrested in the Chatham-Kent Police Service's district in 2011, and out of all of them, people born under Aries were responsible for committing far more crimes.
I ran these numbers through a standard deviation calculator, and was mildly impressed. The average of this set is 165, with a standard deviation of 20. This means that anything between 145 and 185 would be considered normal, random, and essentially a meaningless distinction.