Dual-Wielding Jedi Assaults Customers At Toys R' Us
Some people like Star Wars, and some people really like Star Wars.
I would consider myself a pretty big Star Wars fan. I definitely prefer the first trilogy made (the second according to the Star Wars universe’s timeline). I can name all of the creatures in those films, and what planet they originated from, as well as the names of all of the different fighter craft, including the Empire’s (TIE Quad, bitches!). OK, but I will freely admit that for all of my Star Wars nerd cred, I don’t have an ounce on this guy.