The Mystery of the Carved Stone Balls
Version:1.0 StartHTML:0000000193 EndHTML:0000005514 StartFragment:0000002443 EndFragment:0000005478 SourceURL:file://localhost/Users/teacher/Desktop/Klat.com/10:2:11/FreakyPhenom10:7.doc
The Second Annual Beard and Mustache Championships will be held tomorrow in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, where 200 of the finest mustaches, beards, and “partial” beards will be on display. Although the competition is termed “national”, championship organizers expect “bearders” from Germany, new Zealand, Canada, and elsewhere. Although one would think tht the competitors will be primarily male, event coordinator Phil Olsen told the Huffington Post, “we’re all inclusive. We don’t test for gender,” he added, “I have enough to do already.”
The championship will contain five main categories; mustache, partial beard (goatee, van dyke, mutton chops, etc.), full beard groomed, full beard natural (the most competitive category, and freestyle (your guess is as good as mine). According to the website, there are a number of components by which competitors will be scored.
In all categories, the judges will be instructed to consider the overall condition and health of the facial hair, detail in styling if applicable, uniformity of color, thickness, symmetry, size including but not limited to length, and presentation.
Olsen, who is the head of Beard Team USA, first became interested in the sport of “bearding” when he attending a contest in Sweden. He felt the US was “sorely underrepresented” in the competition and resolved to bring it back to States as a serious preoccupation. By 2003, Olsen was hosting tournaments across the US, even sparking a 7-part documentary on the Independent Film Channel entitled “Whisker Wars”. Olsen says there’s more to “bearding” than just being able to grow one. “It takes a lot of skill to get the beard ready for competition. But, like with anything, people with good genes do have a better chance.” He adds, facetiously, “Some people pick their parents well and can grow a good beard, just like basketball players who are tall have an advantage."
In this way the criteria a beard and mustache competition sounds most similar to the Westminster Dog Show than a “talent” competition, but there is certainly an element of tenacity to competitors. “"I do a lot of grooming," said John Myatt, a professional bearder from Los Angeles. "I eat healthy, and shampoo and condition it daily. I believe if you have a healthy diet, you'll have healthy hair. My facial hair is a little oily, but it's holding up well." Myatt won second place at the World beard Champsionships in Tronheim, Norway for his “Verdi”, a short rounded beard in the “partial beard” category.
In 2010 I became friends with a young man named Adam Beckert in Portland. He was a friendly teenage boy that attended the local high school and we would sometimes talk at the library, where I would often go. He told me a wild story involving a group of teenage boys he went to school with that had recently disappeared. He stated that they all were involved with local hacking and pranking, and they had stolen some software that belonged to one of their fathers. The man’s name reportedly was Richard Krausen, and he apparently had worked for the National Security Agency until somewhat recently. According to Adam the man had resigned after working on a project at the NSA involving some kind of evolutionary encryption algorithms. It was the prototype of this software that the son and his friends had stolen, but Adam had reason to believe that Richard had stolen the program himself before leaving the NSA. This is illegal, but nothing too sinister. It’s what happened next that was concerning.
According to Adam Mr. Krausen suddenly goes crazy, rambling nothing that seems to make any sense, and then out of the blue he shoots himself. I heard about this myself from a neighbor of mine who said he was at a friend’s house that night in the same apartment building when it occurred. He said it was very gruesome. Law enforcement seal up his house, with the boy and his friends nowhere to be found. Then a couple of weeks later all four of the boys are found alive, each with their tongues and eyes cut out. When Adam took me to see them at the hospital the police and the hospital staff wouldn’t let us in. I never saw anything on the news about this, and I haven’t been able to find anything on Richard Krausen. All information about him online seems to have disappeared. In addition to this, I haven’t been able to contact Adam for some time now as well. I don’t know what all this means. Did the boys find out something that got them into trouble? I don’t know why anyone would do this to themselves? I have heard people talking about it, calling them some kind of cult, but I think it is something different.
Do you like to get spooked—I mean really spooked, the kind where you wonder if you should have worn a Depends or not—but every year, you find yourself at the same haunted house or Saw 42 premiere as last year? It’s still fun, for sure, but if you want to get yourself truly scared this Halloween, why not search for something a bit more…authentic?
My husband and I spent our honeymoon at a real haunted mansion in 2007. The Lemp Mansion in St. Louis has some of the best haunted stories around; I even had teachers in high school tell tales about how spooked they were when they visited the old place. When we spent the night there, we didn’t really experience anything, but I still didn’t sleep much because it was so damn spooky!
Since then, I’ve found so many other ghost researchers, resources, and tours in the St. Louis area, which isn’t far from where we live. We would really love to hop on board one of these investigations or tours for Halloween sometime soon, and if you really want to experience something truly frightening this year, you might want to check and see if your own area offers such experiences.
One that I recently learned about was the St. Louis Ghost Hunters Society’s Halloween event, or events. You can join them for an evening in one of the area’s most haunted places, the Haunted Crystal Grill, and use their own equipment and everything to explore the area and see what you can see. My husband jokes that I would probably pee myself if we did such a thing, but I have an excited bubble in the pit of my stomach every time I think about it. I really hope we can join in one of these adventures sometime soon. Just keep in mind that kids under 16 are not allowed, and kids under 18 must be accompanied by an adult.
I also searched for “St. Louis Ghost Tours” and found dozens of results. How exciting! Try doing a similar search in your area and see what you can find. Though it costs money, I would highly recommend going with a tour guide—not only so you’ll feel a bit safer, but so you’ll also be able to learn more about the history of the places you visit. Some may even be closed to people outside tour groups, too, so that might guarantee you access.
Maybe some of us really are X-Men. Maybe we'll wake up one morning and find ourselves able to shoot lasers out of our eyes or manipulate the way we perceive time. We don't know all the secrets of the human genome yet. We don't know just what all those nucleic acids are capable of awakening in us. We certainly don't know why certain children in Serbia seem to be magnetic.
They're not comic fanboys, either. They've probably never even heard of Professor X or Magneto. Yet these two kids--cousins living in the same town--are capable of attracting metallic objects just like your everyday magnet.
Sanja Petrovic first discovered her son David's ability when she asked him to grab a spoon from a kitchen. The 4-year-old had never possessed magnetic properties before, but suddenly he found the metal utensil sticking to his hand. Upon witnessing the phenomenon, Sanja called her sister only to discover that David's 6-year-old cousin Luka had the same power. No other children or adults in the family attract metal. No one else in the town does, either. It would seem the condition is genetic, but no one has any idea so far how it manifests. Doctors--even radiologists--have examined both boys and can find nothing abnormal about either of them. They seem to be perfectly healthy little dudes. They just happen to be magnetic.
What's even stranger about the whole condition is how it seems biologically rooted. The families of the boys have tested their magnetic properties and have found that the magnetism goes away when they're sleeping. It returns in the morning when they're awake and active. After using their abilities, the kids feel tired and cold. I can't imagine what kind of biological condition would create magnetism that waxes and wanes with circadian rhythms, but it does seem to be a recessive genetic trait. Who knows what this says about the human genome? We might have to wait until our DNA mapping technology gets a little more extensive to figure out what's going on here.
Unlike many a member of the X-Men, David and Luka seem perfectly content with their oddity. They put on shows for neighbors where they prove their ability by holding up utensils and metal plates on their skin. As for the boys' families, they have gotten over the initial shock of the strange condition and are just happy their kids are healthy--even if they do have to make sure they stay out of reach of sharp metal objects that might accidentally fly into them.
In the absence of any solid evidence (like CCTV footage), we may never know for sure.
1. Suicide
Suicide always strikes by surprise. No one ever says "I knew he was going to kill himself, I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner." The person who commits suicide is, almost by definition, a person who doesn't reach out to others or share their desperation. It's this self-isolation which creates the mindset that causes someone to believe that death is the only plausible solution to their problems.
(I have zero respect for people who commit suicide, but loads of empathy. If you are having thoughts of suicide, please reach out. In the U.S. you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline toll-free at 1-800-273-8255.)
Cruise ships have two things in plenty: alcohol, and isolation (for those who choose to cruise solo). They also offer an easy method, which is close to hand 24 hours a day. In your land-lubber life you may not always be close to a bridge or on the roof of a tall building, but on a cruise ship you're only ever a few steps away from the railing.
This is a potent mix for suicide, which is often the result of a sudden impulse.
2. Crime
The combination of alcohol and isolation is also one that can breed crime. A rape, dispute, or mugging gone wrong could easily lead to the victim being knocked unconscious and pitched over the side.
3. Accidental Falls
Cruise ships are well aware of the risk of people falling over the balcony. It's virtually impossible to fall over the railings, most of which are at least 3.5 feet high. Unless you get drunk and decide to re-enact the famous "I'm flying" scene from Titanic, it's unlikely that people are falling off cruise ships accidentally.
4. Cruise Ship Serial Killer
This is a possibility posed in the comments on the Daily Mail article. Cruise ships would seem to offer the perfect hunting ground for a serial killer who's willing to specialize in burial at sea.
Two things work against this theory: first, most serial killers' victims are young, white women. Whereas the people who go missing from cruise ships tend to be older married people. Second, serial killers are actually incredibly rare, despite what movies and television would have us believe.