Alien Skull Found in Peru?

Alien Skull Found in Peru?

Latest find comes from the same region as the Nazca Lines
An unusual archaeological find recently turned up in Peru. The remains were found near Cusco, a region in Peru which is famous in UFOlogy circles as being the home of the Nazca Lines. Peru seems to be a hot spot for UFO and alien activity, so perhaps it isn't so surprising that an alien's remains would turn up there!
 
The skull is almost the same length as the tiny body to which it is supposedly attached. It has a large, triangular shape, and very large eye sockets. It features a soft spot on the top, the fontanel, which is normally only present in very young children. But it also has molars which would only be found on an adult.

And to make it all more strange, it seems to belong to a child's skeleton, which is less than two feet tall.
 
The image being drawn here is of a small creature, about the size of a ten year-old child, with a tiny body, a gigantic head, and very large eyes. This certainly matches the description of the classic "grey" alien. In fact, it matches the description suspiciously well.
 
Birth deformities such as this are rare, but they do happen. The infamous "starchild" skeleton has been conclusively proven to be that of a child with a tragic birth defect. Assuming this skeleton is genuine (i.e. not actually made of plaster), this is almost certainly the case here.
 
Many people are pointing out that some Native American cultures practiced head binding, which deformed the skull in shocking and dramatic directions. (Some of the skulls look exactly like Homer Simpson's head, I kid you not.) But I don't think that is the case here. 
 
The skull clearly has a considerably greater volume than a normal human skull. It isn't just misshapen, it's colossally oversized. And I don't see how you could deform the eye sockets so dramatically, while still keeping their shape. The eye sockets are also deformed vertically, as you would expect from cranial swelling. For a real alien skull, I would expect to see the eye sockets tilted diagonally, in order to give that big "cat's eye" effect to the almond eyes.
 
The Cusco region isn't just rich in UFO lore - it's also rich in uranium. I'm afraid it's a lot more likely that local uranium deposits resulted in an unusual birth defect than it is that someone has uncovered a genuine alien skeleton.
 
Besides, why would an alien skeleton look so darned human, with molars and ribs and a recognizably human pattern of skull sutures, and everything else?