Can you blame him?
When a Petaluma burglar broke into a house, he no doubt planned to rob the place. Instead, he got sidetracked by tater tots.
The homeowner came downstairs to discover that the man had cooked and eaten a plate of tater tots, then fell asleep on her couch. She sensibly phoned police and ran out the back door.
Police had to repeatedly taser the man into submission when they arrived. Personally, I would have thought he would be more compliant, being full of greasy carbs like that.