Trucker Bombs
As hazardous as they are disgusting
So-called "trucker bombs" are becoming a big problem for America's highways for several reasons. What is a trucker bomb, you may ask?
Let's set the stage. You are a long-distance trucker. You are also (for reasons which will soon become clear) male. You have been up for twenty hours straight, probably on meth. Also you have been drinking a lot of coffee and Gatorade and Red Bull to keep awake.
No matter what, you have to keep on driving. But guess what? You also have to pee.
What's a guy to do?