June 2015

Lab confirms KFC "fried rat" is just a weird piece of chicken

Are you really that surprised?
Last week, a KFC customer got a gruesome surprise in his bucket of chicken: a weirdly-shaped chunk of meat which looked, to many people's eyes, like a deep-fried rat. Devorise Dixon bit into the meat and thought it felt weirdly rubbery. When he brought it to the attention of the store manager, he was allegedly told that it was a rat.
 

Family flees house after receiving creepy letter from "The Watcher"

Are suing house's previous owner
Many people experience regret after buying a new home, even fear that they made the wrong decision. But a Westfield, New Jersey family took that terror to a whole new level when they bought a new six bedroom house for $1.3 million, then started receiving ultra-creepy letters from someone who refers to himself only as "The Watcher."

Witches upset that Etsy has banned spells

Popular seller's platform is cutting them off
When eBay banned the selling of spells and potions in 2012, it hit the magickal community hard. A lot of witches had been making a decent side income selling spells, potions, talismans, and other such things. Many of them switched to Etsy to continue their sales, but Etsy has just followed suit, and the witches are ticked.
 

"Love locks" to be removed from Paris bridge

It was inevitable
It was a grand, romantic gesture that turned ugly and eventually dangerous: love locks, the relatively new tradition where a couple writes their names on a padlock, attaches the lock to a bridge, then throws the key into the Seine. Love everlasting! Or until city officials remove the bedecked railings with a crane.
 

Beware the dangers of snake people!

Funny Millennial meme
Tired of the media and internet articles constantly talking about Millennials? Feeling the need to spice things up a little? Interested in participating in a more dramatic world? Then you need the Chrome extension that automatically changes all instances of the word "Millennials" to "snake people."