Dead Blackbirds Fall From Arkansas Sky (Again)
It's PROBABLY not the end of the world. Probably.
I'm actually glad that this has happened for a second time on January 1st. Because if it was happening for the first time on January 1st 2012, you know that everyone would be panicking in the streets. I mean, I'm sorry for the dead birds, obviously. But the fact that a flock of blackbirds has fallen from the sky over Beebe, Arkansas two years in a row on New Year's Eve hints at a very normal (i.e. not paranormal) explanation.
That, or Beebe is where the baby Jesus is being born, in order to return to the Earth and begin the End Times with the war against Satan and the faithful Christians being sucked up to Heaven and everything.
It's one of those two things, I'm pretty sure.
